Hello!

[Mo-J]

thnaks, here is a joke:

The other day I went to work with both ears bandaged.  My boss asked what happened.  \\\"It\'s A Funny Story...\\\", Isaid, \\\"...I was ironing my shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron istead of the phone!\\\"  \\\"That expains one ear\\\", said my confused boss, \\\"but what abaout the other?\\\"  I said, \\\"The person called back!\\\"

HAHA!

ok how about this one:

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none?                    

[Ryan]

only one, but he\'ll charge you $100,000 per hour and take forever.                    

[Mo-J]

only one, but he\'ll charge you $100,000 per hour and take forever.

huh? anyway, you got any others?                    

[Ryan]

ok, here:

two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street.  The first one said, \"I think I just lost an electron.\"  The second one said, \"Are you sure?\"  The first one said, \"Yes, I\'m Positive!\"                    

[Mo-J]

ok, here:

two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street.  The first one said, \\\"I think I just lost an electron.\\\"  The second one said, \\\"Are you sure?\\\"  The first one said, \\\"Yes, I\'m Positive!\\\"

anyone else other then Mr. Comedian get this?                    

[Ryan]

go back to science class.  ok here is a more simplistic one you might get (maybe):

Two pretzels were walking down the road...

...One was a salted!                    

[Mo-J]

go back to science class.  ok here is a more simplistic one you might get (maybe):

Two pretzels were walking down the road...

...One was a salted!

ohhh..LOL!