Copypasta'd from (the)Zulu:who's the curly haired blonde who's got a dance song out now? looks like a pre crack whore can probably fuck your brains out

Cascada!

lol @ jake gyllenhaal prince of persia movie

i got a shiny new mouse.

I actually did get a new one. Its a great improvement over the old one which is barely functioning by now.
I don't like how they make all the new ones all glowing and stuff, though. My brother's relatively-new one actually changes colors, and mine occasionally glows red. It forces me to either unplug it before I go to bed or suffer bursts of light coming from my desk when I'm trying to sleep.

Copypasta'd from ceo:if you dont have bursts of light flashing all over your room while youre trying to go to sleep youre doing it wrong

When I forget to turn my portable harddrive off, it pulses an intense blue light every 10 seconds which lights up my room and makes it nearly impossible to get to sleep.

last night me and some friends crashed at some guys house. we found a bag of weed in his wallet, stole it, and replaced it with a hot dog

Copypasta'd from Caz:last night me and some friends crashed at some guys house. we found a bag of weed in his wallet, stole it, and replaced it with a hot dog

haha that's awesome.

today i went for a run. at my age, working out is pretty much the highlight of my day. well at least i'm not gonna be a fat lazy fuck as i get older.

My cat used to catch rabbits and eat everything but the fluffy tail.

Today I learned that reading digg everyday can help me participate in my marketing class

reddit is like the gay techno club of the Internet.