Copypasta'd from Caz:shutup faggot that game sucks. also I'm not using DMZ mode but the forwarded ports still aren't working. It's gay as fuck

Retard, those screenshots that cat provided might suck ass, but you never even gave it a try so don't bullshit me. Just like you aren't trying to get your router working if you are so god damn dumb you don't even know how to forward ports on a router.

http://www.portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/routerindex.htm

If you can't do it that way, text me later fag.

Copypasta'd from Caz: have a certain 4 or 5 ports forwarded, which I do, but a port checker program I have says they're still closed. I've spent about 3 hours today trying to figure out why I can't open those ports and just gave up.

Copypasta'd from Caz:i know how to forward ports, it's just not working.

Everything in this thread is unnessisary. Dota. period.

well ya this thread sucked shit but now that you showed up were probably best off banning the whole forum (or just you)

Copypasta'd from 3 Ball Wonder:Everything in this thread is unnessisary. Dota. period.

ban everyone who has posted in this thread

I am 3 ball wonder

banned banned banned, you're all FUKKIN BANNED.
Job done, epeen length multiplied by the thousands, day over. Is pleased.

I will give you Pollywog being awsome. But Dota, well dota is an ill conseved game plotted by trolls and fags to over-through the respectibly game of WArcraft3 and the internet in general. I can see that there evil mind beams have gotten to you my young padawan, but the path of the light yeilds more virtue and rightousness then the dark side of dota can even reveil in its sad sad little mind.

So I played my first game of dota in like a month last night (been super busy, have had no time).

Got raped. But it wasn't my fault, it was the team, i swear!

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